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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

tylersthings:

Lek dis iffin u crei erteim

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thespritzeeindestructible:

my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos

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officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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bluelippedlifelesskiss:

castiel-winchesterr:

Still one of the coolest adverts for a tv series I’ve ever seen.

WOW, YES. 
stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

3xithere:

dauntless—pansycake:

inbalanced:

Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

OMG

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!
g-iggle:

dreamincolorlove:

Science side of tumblr!?!?!?!?!?!

I actually did this for my chem project last year. It’s a solution called sodium acetate (you can make it using vinegar, water and baking soda). You boil it to evaporate enough water until there’s more of the baking soda than water, otherwise known as the solution being supersaturated (like when you put too much lemonade mix in a cup of water and the mix gathers at the bottom and won’t dissolve. In this case we did it backwards and tricked it). So now, any touch to the solution after being chilled in the fridge disrupts the order of the sodium acetate and causes it to condense in seconds and solidify. This is why sodium acetate is commonly called hot ice

shady-god:

hopsin talks about eminem

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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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