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Rachael Rosenbaum ❤ 17 ❤ Struggling ❤ I'm yet another socially awkward teen

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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Skeletons - Real Friends

bekkathyst:

I’m so blessed to have a job that allows me to do what I love all day :-)

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donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.

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You’re my brother, Dean. And no matter what you do,
                                                       I’m gonna try and save you.

(Source: omgpadackles, via captain-quiet)

hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

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(Source: jackandean, via captain-quiet)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

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